Why being asked to make a sandwich (or any kind of foodstuff) doesn’t offend me as much as you think it should

“Wait, what?  She’s posting another entry so soon?  Didn’t she just post one yesterday?”

I know, I know – it’s weird for me to be posting a day after my last one.  But today something dropped into my lap and I felt like I should probably address this one in a timely manner.

If you’ve been keeping up, you know that my first post of 2014 was all about cinnabuns, and if you watched the video you’ll know that the reason why I did the tutorial in the first place was to demonstrate how I made the ones that I gave to a friend of mine for Christmas.  It just so happens that this friend was of the male variety, and that he is a connoisseur of cinnabuns (and most sweets and cakes in general).  It just so happens that his discerning confectionary palate gave the seal of approval to my recipe.

And somehow, this entire scenario sets feminism back 50 years – at least according to a message I received from an acquaintance of mine with whom I had a couple of courses back in the early days of the Classics half of my degree.

I’m not naming names – I’m not into the whole “shaming” trend that’s sweeping the internet these days – but I do feel I need to say something about this.  Now, before I begin, I do think I have to make a bit of a disclaimer:  I’m not going to put on airs and pretend I’m an expert on the entire topic of feminism, simply because I’m not.  I’m well aware that feminism has changed, and that today’s is much more variegated than that of yesteryears.  I am also very aware that, because of the different types of feminism running around these days, there are certain factions that are more outspoken and receive more attention than others.  And that’s kind of the entire point of this entire post, so hang in there, okay?

Whatever the case may be, and whatever your thoughts on the subject are, I’m pretty sure that feminism ought not put down the things that make women who they are.

I would – and do – consider myself a modern woman.  I am independent and well-informed of what’s going on in the world.  I have a university degree and I earn my own living.  I’m conscious of my gender’s social liberties in the twenty-first century and, on occasion, do partake in some of them.  I enjoy the company of both genders, and have a mix of friends from all walks of life, ethnic backgrounds, belief systems, and sexual orientations.  On occasion, I’ve been known to muster up enough courage and gumption to ask a fellow out for a drink – and as long as I don’t leave the pub on a blacklist for walking on a round or two, I really don’t care how the tab gets divvied up and paid.  I know there’s much, much more to being a modern woman than these mere superficialities, but I think you get the idea.

And despite all this, just because I baked a box of treats to give to one of my guy friends for Christmas, and because I called my cinnabuns “boy-approved,” a person’s entire opinion of me drastically changed:  verbatim,

“When we were in class together, you always struck me as a strong woman, one with character, who believed in a feminine ideal.  Now, it seems I was mistaken.  You’d probably make this guy a sandwich at his beck and call.”

So I read that.  Several times over.  And then, I got to thinking.  (“Oh, no.”)

If we women can spend much of our free time challenging the social (mis)conceptions of physical feminine beauty, why can’t we all just be “in for a penny, in for a pound” on femininity as a whole and celebrate the internal things that make us all beautiful and unique, that give us all character and depth and personality?  Because in the same way that there’s more than one face, body type, cup size, hair colour, and ethnicity in this world, there is more than one kind of woman.  And if we as women believe there should be nothing wrong with how different we all look, then there shouldn’t be anything wrong with there being a variety to our personalities and the ways by which we express our femininity.

Feminism should not be about hating on men and hating on those women who still have a more old-fashioned or traditional way of going about our lives.  As one of my closest friends said, “It’s about equal rights and opportunities.”  It’s about being seen as humans, not as objects with purely ornamental functions and value in a barter-and-trade system.  It’s about having the freedom to do what makes us happy without fear of judgment, criticism, and ostracism.  Right?

So, if there’s more to being women than how we look, then we should celebrate, accept, and embrace those non-physical traits that make us human.  And if we live in a world were most of our daily routines are driven by out power to exercise the right to choose one thing over another so as to make ourselves happy, then why should any of us have to be subjected to lecturing and criticism from members of either gender for choosing to do the things that bring us happiness?  And if being a woman is truly not a competition (as a sign protesting a pageant states) then why should any woman take it upon herself to judge another woman’s femininity?  I do not pass unwarranted judgement on women – of any age – who are more career-minded, self-driven, and socially liberal than I am simply because I don’t think anyone has the right to pass judgement on anyone else who has a different mentality, set of values, or point of view.  Variety makes the world interesting and it keeps us all open-minded.

At least, it should.  

So what if some of my more outward expressions of femininity are more old-fashioned than another woman’s?  So what if I think there’s still joy to be found in cooking and baking, and sharing the results with friends?  So what if I choose to show people that I care about them and appreciate their friendship in a way that is unusually personal and strikingly heartfelt in the middle of the capitalist frenzy known in retail as “holiday shopping”?  Is it really so bad to spend some time putting thought into a present for a person whose company and friendship you value?  Pray tell, what exactly about being a modern woman with a few old-fashioned and traditional views and values is so incredibly detrimental to my gender’s overall social status?

Go chew on that for a while as I leave you now to make a sandwich…which I, myself, will eat tomorrow at the office.

Cinnabuns: A Tutorial

Video

Buns and boobage – what a way to start off 2014.

If you’re taken aback in any way by my blatant flippancy regarding the latter, read this article here for a laugh (http://www.ixdaily.com/grind/612ff81956eb2dfe7b95ed04215cfd042c4db067/).

Are we good now? You’re still here? Okay. Onto the baked goods.

If you’re into cinnamon buns (or as I like to call ’em, “cinnabuns”) then you’ve read the right blog post today. After posting several pictures of cinnabuns throughout the month of December, I’ve finally decided to make good on my promise to several friends for the recipe on how to make them.

Now, there’s two ways you can go about this. If you’ve got experience in baking already, I’ll be including the text version of the recipe below. If you’ve only got a bit of baking experience under your belt or are rather new to the kitchen, then follow the video tutorial as well as the recipe below.

The video tutorial was so long that I had to split it into two, but I do recommend that you take the time and watch it if you’ve never, ever made any kind of bread-based recipe before or if you haven’t baked very much at all yet. I’ve tried to be as detailed as possible for those of you who are just getting to know your way around the kitchen, and in turn I’ve tried to make this recipe as straightforward as possible. No need for any fancy kitchen equipment here! It’s not terribly hard to begin with, and it’s easy to get the hang of after a few tries. Just be patient with everything and be gentle with your hands.

So, if you’ve made it this far and still want to try, I encourage you to give it a shot; you’ll be glad you did!

Thanks for reading and/or watching, and Happy New Year!

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CINNABUNS – THE RECIPE
— I would highly suggest doing these in muffin tins instead of in a large cake tin or bread pan, simply because every single bun will get a major dose of syrup and butter during the baking process – that’s really what makes these particular cinnabuns so nommy.

1. Dissolve:
– 1 tsp white sugar
– 1 tsp active dry yeast (or 1 envelope/packet)
– 1/2 cup warm water
Let stand until foamy and creamy.

2. Warm and mix in a small pot/saucepan:
– 1/2 cup milk (to make a richer bread, use 1/4 2% and 1/4 heavy cream instead)
– 1/4 cup sugar
– 1/4 cup butter
– 1 tsp salt
Leave over medium-low heat until melted, then cool.

3. Combine:
– Steps 1 and 2
– 2 beaten eggs

4. Combine until blended but still lumpy:
– Step 3
– 1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour
Continue to add flour (up to a maximum of 4 cups) in 1/2-cup increments, mixing well and kneading very gently after each addition until the dough no longer sticks to your hand.

Knead well until smooth and elastic, then place in a greased bowl covered with plastic wrap and a towel. Put it in a warm spot to rise. This dough is done rising when a small indentation made by your fingertip gently re-inflates on its own.

5. In a small pot/saucepan, combine and melt together:
– 3/4 cup butter
– 3/4 brown sugar
Stir gently until totally blended (it will be uniform in colour, and a dark golden-brown). Once it is blended, pour 1tbsp of this caramel-like sauce into the bottom of each of the muffin cups if you’re using the muffin tin, or enough to generously coat the bottom of the pan of your choice.

6. In a bowl, combine:
– 3/4 cup brown sugar
– cinnamon to taste (at least 1 tbsp, though I use 1/8 cup — it’s really as you wish)
– 1/2 cup nuts (optional and to your personal liking; you can add as much or as little as you want, and can use whichever kind you want)

7. Once the dough has finished rising, split it in half and roll out each half into a long rectangle about 1/2 – 1cm thick. Brush with melted butter, and sprinkle on Step 6. Roll into a tight, large log, and cut into rolls. The size will depend on what type of pan you’ve decided to use.

8. Bake at 375 F for 15-25 minutes, or until they are golden-brown on the outside and a skewer or toothpick inserted in the middle through the side comes out clean.

9. Remove from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack in the pan. You can transfer them from the pan and onto a serving platter once they are cool enough to handle. Rescue any of the extra syrup that bubbled up and re-distribute it over the buns.

10. Enjoy!

CINNABUNS – THE VIDEOS